64 – Top 5 Chrises

July 17, 2019

Merry Chris-list to All!

Inspired by last year’s Top 5 Ryans episode, the gang at Ranked decided to finally tackle the hottest question the universe has been asking: “Who is the Best Chris?”. Now the fine folks of the PodCavern did not want to provide you with your typical internet Chris List (because BORING), so we put on a fun twist that cracks open the “Doorway of Chrises” that is sure to stir the pot. This week join Tuong La and Chris-tal Clear Rankers Kristine Shadid, Victoria Luloff, and Marc Quintaneiro as they go off the rails and rank a not-so-typical Top 5 Chrises List!

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Ground Rules

  • If they have the word “Chris” in the name it counts as a nomination (ie Christina, Chrissy, etc.)
  • If  “Chris” is phonetically in the name it counts as a nomination  (ie Kristopher, etc.)
  • First name, last name, middle name Chrises count
  • If they identify as a “Chris” it counts as a nomination (if their original name was something else but they are now called Chris)
  • Fictional Chrises also count

*Spoilers* Below is our Top 5 list from this episode as well as our own personal unordered  lists.

Group Top 5

5. Kristine Shadid

4. Christopher Lee

3. Jesus Christ

2. Chris Evans

1. Hans Christian Anderson

Tuong’s List

  • Chris Evans
  • Christopher Lee
  • Chris Rock
  • Chris Pine
  • Chris Hemsworth
  • Chris Pratt
  • Christopher Walken
  • Christina Aguilera
  • Christina Applegate
  • Chris Farley
  • Chrissy Teigen
  • Christopher Robin
  • Christopher Pike (Star Trek)
  • Chris Traegar (Parks & Rec)
  • Chris Redfield (Resident Evil)

Kristine’s List

  • Jesus Christ
  • Kris Kringle
  • Kristine Shadid (herself)
  • Criss Angel
  • Chris Delia
  • Topher Grace (Christopher)
  • Christine the Car (Steven King Book)
  • Tina Fey (Christina)
  • Chris Griffen (Family Guy)
  • Chris Kattan
  • Christopher Turk (Scrubs)

Victoria’s List

  • Kris Jenner
  • Hans Christian Anderson
  • Christine Jorgensen
  • Kristen Bell
  • Christina Applegate
  • Kristen Davis
  • Kristin Chenoweth
  • Kristen Wiig
  • Christine Baranksi

Marc’s List

  • Christopher Columbus
  • Christina Hendricks
  • Mr.Christie
  • Crisco the Cooking Fat Lard
  • Christian Bale

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