Featuring Rob Lewin (Bad Dog Featured Players, Second City FamCo). In this mini-episode, Paul shares his love of Spider-Man via one of the many web-slinging adventures he’s saved over the years – learn which is the sexiest item of clothing, and also where Spider-Man learned some of his oral talents.
Featuring Bridget Cann (Rude Dude Takedowns, MCU Improvised), Rob Lewin (Bad Dog Featured Players, Second City FamCo), and Janelle McGuinness (Steeltown Gaming). This week, the panel heals the rift between communism and capitalism, converts the show into an accent-coaching clinic, and discovers what happens when Bridget has 60 minutes to write some porn.
Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish) and CJ (Canadian Comedy Award Winner). In our first mini-episode, Paul cracks into his personal collection of fan fiction, and shares chapter 226 of “Sonic’s Ultimate Harem” with two of the show’s past champions.
Episode 16 – Love (Valentine’s Day Special)
- February 12, 2021
- Tagged as: comedy, cupid, elsa, erotica, fan fiction, fanfic, frozen, fuzzy mammalian balls, jurassic park, literature, love, mark mckinney, planet of the apes, robocop, sandy cheeks, sex, sexuality, space jam, spongebob squarepants, superstore, valentines day, velociraptor, writing
Featuring Clare Blackwood (The Beaverton, Late Night In Canada), Emma Decorte (Hilary Duff Fan Club, Ultimate Fan Fiction Championship), and Candace Meeks (Rude Dude Takedowns, My Immortal: The Webseries). This week, the panel figures out the mechanics of Spongebob’s penis, reimagines Cupid as a thirsty troublemaker, and gets “actually horny” hearing about dinosaur genitals.
Episode 15 – Past
- January 29, 2021
- Tagged as: borg, comedy, donkey, erotica, fan fiction, fanfic, game of thrones, harry potter, hip hop, jojen reed, jon snow, kim possible, literature, loins, mario, pork sword, quavering, quivering, rap, seven of nine, sex, sexuality, shrek, star trek, voyager, writing
Featuring Korri Birch (Good News Toronto), Emilie Overton (Blood Relations), and Brie Watson (The Second City, Improv Niagara). This week, the panel debates who would win a rap battle in the Shrek universe, which Game of Thrones characters are “attainable,” and the most dramatic voting round yet.
Episode 14 – Experiment
- January 22, 2021
- Tagged as: centrifugal force, comedy, dee dee's naked colossal feet, dexter's laboratory, erotica, experiment, fan fiction, fanfic, frankenstein, ghostbusters, jellyfish, jimmy neutron, jurassic park, literature, science, sex, sexuality, spongebob squarepants, stranger things, tmnt, writing
Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish), Axandre Lemours (Beowulf In Afghanistan, Honey Dew Me), and Craig Scorgie (Just For Laughs, Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival). This week, the panel discusses forging your own path with the scientific method, an inter-dimensional ghost orgy, and Spongebob getting sucked off by a snail.
Episode 13 – Regret
- January 15, 2021
- Tagged as: albany, big ol dragon penis, cake, comedy, dragonball z, erotica, fan fiction, fanfic, great british bakeoff, great british baking show, how to train your dragon, inspector gadget, literature, mary poppins, NASA, piss, russia, sex, sexuality, space, the legend of zelda, thomas the tank engine, V8, vegetables, writing
Featuring Jon Blair (CBC Radio’s Because News, Now More Than Ever), Nkasi Ogbonnah (Second City Mainstage, Untitled Black Sketch Project), and Jason Voulgaris (Shots Fired!, MCU Improvised). This week, the panel tries to get sponsors for the show, learns about drowning in your own piss, and names their first-ever Ultimate Loser.
Episode 12 – Beginning
- January 7, 2021
- Tagged as: 2021, arthur, avengers, cocktagon, combination taco bell and KFC, comedy, dinosaurs, erotica, fan fiction, fanfic, holidays, jesus, land before time, literature, marvel, mighty ducks, new years, rasta rats, ratatouille, sex, sexuality, star wars, the bible, watto, writing, yoda
Featuring Andrew Bushell (Second City Mainstage, Christmas Catch), Jeff Clark (Clark-Sauce), and Hailey Masterson (MCU Improvised). In our first episode of 2021, the panel discusses how they spent their holidays, trading tickles for oral, and the best way to measure the size of a dinosaur’s erection.
Featuring Glenys Marshall (Edinburgh Fringe Festival), Erin Pim (The Bed Post Podcast), and Christopher Seeney (Cookie Biscuits, Jack Computer). On the holiday special – and the last episode of 2020 before a seasonal break – the panel discusses which is the sexiest Christmas carol, how many boners Wolverine would have hidden in his hands, and the worst thing to hear in Rudolph’s voice.
Episode 10 – Unique
- December 11, 2020
- Tagged as: bdsm, board games, christmas, clue, comedy, corpse orgy, england, erotica, fan fiction, fanfic, hamilton, jane austen, literature, musical, pride & prejudice, sex, sexuality, the simpsons, theatre, unique, writing
Featuring Leslie Cserepy (The Improv Punch Up), Brian Edwards (MCU Improvised, Pinky & The Brian), and Grace Smith (I’m Not Mad At You, Things With Cats). The panel competes for the best buzzer noise, and…