Under the Sea, under the sea!
It’s time to dive into the deep blue ocean on this week’s episode of Ranked! We have touched upon how wild sea creatures are on a previous episode of Ranked (see Top 5 Interesting Animals You’ve Never Heard About), so it stands to reason that fictional sea creatures would be even WILDER. So join Tuong and The Upford Network’s /Natural Toonie’s Tom Zalatnai, Kendalyn Aldridge, and Greg Schulz as they sail through the vast expanse of the great blue sea to bring you a list of Top 5 Fictional Sea Creatures!
107 – Top 5 Sounds
- March 24, 2021
- Tagged as: a-team, audio, bamboo, beer, can, cracking, cracking open a cold one, dishwasher, fire, galloping, harmonica, horses, lightsaber, mayor, popcorn, ps2, shovelling, sound, sounds, starwars, thunder, thunderstorm, thx, thx sound, wind chimes
**Imagine the following paragraph softly whispered in your ear**
You hear that? That’s the sound of an entire podcast episode dedicating to figuring out what the best sounds are! Autonomous sensory meridian response, or ASMR, has garnered immense popularity over the last decade. We all know sounds that we collectively disdain like nails on a chalkboard, but we often glossed over the sounds that we actually find enjoyable until ASMR came around. And while this episode is not strictly about ASMR, this week join Tuong La and the A-Team Angus MacDonald, Samantha Leggatt, and Leslie Cserepy as we rank the Top 5 Sounds that are sure to tickle your ears in the best way possible!
106 – Top 5 Super Mario Songs
- March 10, 2021
- Tagged as: 3d land, 3d world, 64, bowser, bowsers fury, castle, cats, comet observatory, dire dire docks, galaxy, gamecube, goomba, gusty garden, jazz, jump up superstar, koopa, luigi, mar10, mar10 day, mario, mario day, mushroom, music, n64, nintendo, nintendo switch, odyssey, orchestra, peach, sm64, snes, sunshine, super bell hill, super mario, super mario 64, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario sunshine, super nintendo, switch, toad, video game, video game music, wii, wii u, yoshi
Mama mia! It’s Mario time!
To celebrate our favourite mushroom-eating, high-jumping, adventure-seeking Italian plumber on his 35th birthday, we take a look back on all the Mario games that have brought us gamers so much joy over the years. While last year we ranked Top 5 Super Mario Games, this year we wanted to celebrate an aspect of these iconic platformers that is crucial to making these games what they are but are so often overlooked – the music! This week join Tuong La and Koopa Kids Samantha Leggatt, Spencer Moreland, and Alex Toth as they venture into the Mushroom Kingdom, high on a star power up, while grooving out and ranking Top 5 Super Mario Songs!
105 – Top 5 Old People Who Could Kick Your Ass
- February 24, 2021
- Tagged as: amanda, ann timson, avatar, boondocks, friday the 13th, jackie chan, jane fonda, Jason Voorhees, jessica lange, kicking ass, kristine, last airbender, liam neeson, logan, lord of the rings, my hero academia, old people, paul, rick and morty, rocy, star wars, sylvester stallone, taken, uncle iroh, yoda, zeus
Age is just a number, especially to these butt-woopin’ seniors.
When we think of old people it is easy to immediately imagine that stereotype of a feeble hunched-back, white-haired individual that’s slowly shuffling along with their walking cane and shaking their fist at kids. Well today’s nominees completely shatter that stereotype in such a way that if you were to ever compare them to it, you would wish you never mentioned it. Join Tuong La and Ass Kicking Experts Kristine Shadid, Paul JP, and Amanda Parker as they clench their butts while talking about Top 5 Old People Who Could Kick Your Ass!
104 – Top 5 Love Songs
- February 10, 2021
- Tagged as: adele, amy winehouse, backstreet boys, beatles, bruno mars, celine dion, coldplay, disney, disney music, ed sheeran, elvis, hip hop, justin timberlake, katy perry, love, love playlist, love song, love songs, music, musical, neil young, playlist, queen, rap, RNB, romance, romantic, taylor swift, valentine, valentines day, whitney houston
Stop! In the name of love (songs)!
It’s time for yet another Valentine’s Ranked Special! Music and Love have gone hand in hand since the dawn of the cavemen (probably). As long as there has been music, there have been people out there singing about their feelings for one another. So how do you make a good song from a topic that has been covered millions of times without being overly cheesy, obvious, and copying what’s come before? Join Tuong La and Palentine’s Kristy Matheson, Amanda Gulka-Armstrong, and Laura Gordon as they get hot and steamy while ranking Top 5 Love Songs!
103 – Top 5 90’s Songs
- January 28, 2021
- Tagged as: 1990, 90's songs, aerosmith, alanis morissette, aqua, backstreet boys, big, biggy, blink 182, britney spears, celine dion, eminem, fresh prince, goldfinger, hanson, nirvana, nsync, oasis, radiohead, rage against the machine, seal, shrek, snoop dogg, spice girls, TLC, tupac, venga boys, wannabe, weezer, whitney houston, will s mith
Pull up those overalls and throw on your neon tracksuits because this week we are going back to the 90’s!
Aiight home skillet, do we have the episode for YOU today! The musical era of the 90’s was, to say the least, an interesting and defining decade of what music would eventually become. Moving away from the whiny guitars and synth we got from the 80’s, we started transitioning into a variety of different sounds from the rising popularity of Pop, Hip-Hop, R&B, Grunge, and Ska/Punk. We also got our fair share of boys band and pop groups too! So this week join Tuong La and Phat and Fly guests Axandre Lemours, Colleen Wang, and Victoria Luloff as they rank ‘all that and a bag of chips’ while discussing Top 5 90’s songs!
102 – Top 5 Kings
- January 13, 2021
- Tagged as: aragorn, black panther, bowser, burger king, chadwick boseman, chess, dark souls, elvis, elvis presley, excalibur, fiction, game of thrones, godzilla, hockey, jack skellington, joffrey, king, king arthur, king kong, king triton, kingly, little mermaid, lord of the rings, mario, movies, non fiction, real, rock and roll, royal, sword in the stone, t'challa, wakanda
A Top 5 fit for a King!
The title of King is one the highest positions of powers that people across the world have yearned and fought for (maybe because you get a fancy crown and comfy velvet robe?). For everyone else, the King meant the ruler of a kingdom who called all the shots, where you just really hoped they were a kind King and not the type that believes in you know…an ol’fashion beheading. But what makes a good King or rather interesting King? This week we’ll find out! Join Tuong La and Royal Court Jesters/ Pull the Plug’s Justin Godelie, Shannon Godelie, and Dan Foerster as they obey the royal decree of the PodCavern and all hail the Top 5 Kings list!
101 – Top 5 Video Games of 2020
- December 31, 2020
- Tagged as: battle rolyale, bugsnax, carrion, cyberpunk, doom, doom eternal, fall guys, final fantasy, final fantasy 7, game of the year, genshin impact, ghost of tsushima, goty, hades, hell let loose, last of us, new consoles, nintendo, ori, paper mario, ps5, resident evil, super giant games, the last of us, valorant, video games, yakuza
At least we had video games in 2020.
It is not breaking any new ground to say 2020 was a dumpster fire. In that raging dumpster fire though, there was a small little ray of hope and escapism in the name of …video games! It is not hyperbole to say that video games provided that much needed comfort in these dark times to the entire world. And while 2020 brought out the worst in gamers (we’re looking at you The Last of Us 2/Cyberpunk entitled knuckleheads), it also brought out some real fantastic game experiences that we were able to get completely immersed in. It gave us a way to connect with family/friends digitally, in a world where we couldn’t physically see each other. So join Tuong La and ‘Sus Gamers’ Angus MacDonald, Ethan Howieson, and Matthew Whalley as they celebrate the best games of 2020!
100 – Ranked’s 100th Episode Spectacular
- December 17, 2020
- Tagged as: 100th, 100th episode, a-team, badass, captain america, cereal, chips, chris evans, christmas, dinosaurs, disney, dragons, fictional animals, Food, fruits, halloween, hangover, improv, karaoke, legacy, mario, marvel, movies, pet peeves, pixar, podcavern, pokemon, potluck, ryan, sandwich toppings, season, simpsons, smell, soup, sports, summer, super mario, super powers, theme songs, video games, wizard, zombies
Celebrating 100 episodes of Ranked!
Almost 4 years ago there was an idea. An idea of Tuong uniting three other guests to bicker, banter, and passionately put together arbitrary Top 5 lists of anything and everything. Over the last few years we have ranked everything from Sandwich Toppings, to TV Theme Songs, to a variety of Fictional Animals. But for the 100th episode, we knew we had to go above and beyond to make a list that TRULY does not matter that also honours the legacy of all Ranked episodes (so far).
So join us as Tuong La and the A-Team Angus MacDonald, Samantha Leggatt, and Leslie Cserepy look back on all of the winners of each Top 5 list we have ever done, pit them together in a battle royale of which #1 was the best, and record a marathon episode where we rank and order ONE HUNDRED EPISODES in Ranked’s 100th Episode Spectacular!
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