Double, double Top 5 lists and trouble, fire burn and ranking bubbles!

Spooky season is not yet over in the PodCavern as we get talking about dark magic, broom sticks, and pointy hats on this week’s episode of Ranked! So join Tuong La and his Coven of Cuties Hayley Kellett (Scary KILL-IT), Braeden (BOO-den) Etienne, and Simone Dorie (GORY) as they cast a spell on our audience while conjuring a Top 5 Witches list!

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Ground Rules

  • Unlike our Top 5 Wizards episode  we will not be covering the entire spectrum of magic users and only sticking with witches (sorry no boys allowed on this list!)
  • Since witches have covens and often travel in groups of 2 or 3, one nomination can encapsulate a group of witches if it makes sense
  • Witches do not include “sorceresses” or “magical girls” or “fairies”, etc.
  • Loose definition of witches is that they an innate dark magic inside of them that can be brought out and mastered while sorceresses for example learn their magic by studying primarily.
  • Does not need to be strictly fictional witches and can include biblical witches or even real witches

**Spoilers below is our Group Top 5 as well as our unordered personal lists**

Group Top 5

5. Mary Poppins

4. Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

3. Baba Yaga

2. Hecate

1. Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Tuong’s List

  • Ursula
  • The Sanderson Sisters
  • Professor Minerva McGonagal
  • Wanda Maximoff, Scarlet Witch (Marvel)
  • Sabrina the Teenage Witch
  • The Macbeth Witches
  • Marge Simpson in any Treehouse of Horror that she’s a witch
  • Bayonette
  • Yennifer (The Witcher)
  • Elphaba (Wicked)

Simone’s List

  • Baba Yaga
  • Owen Sisters (Practical Magic)
  • The Bell Witch
  • Witch with Turnip on her nose (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
  • Cosmo and Wanda? (Fairly Odd Parents)
  • Witches who were burned in Salem

Hayley’s List

  • Hecate
  • Willow Rosenberg
  • Evil Queen (Snow White)
  • Kotake and Koume (Legend of Zelda)
  • Scarlet Witch
  • Morgan Le Fay (Arthurian Legend)
  • Jinkx Monsoon (Drag Race)
  • Gruntilda Winkbunion (Banjo-Kazooie)
  • Marie Laveau
  • Le Befana
  • Grandmama (The Addams Family)
  • Mad Madam Mim (Sword in the Stone)
  • Witch from Hansel and Gretel
  • Lilith
  • The Salem Witches
  • Hilda and Zelda Spellman
  • Stevie Nicks?
  • Nancy Downs (The Craft)
  • Yubaba (Spirited Away)
  • Queen Beryl (Sailor Moon)


Braeden’s List

  • Rita Repulsa
  • The Blair Witch
  • Mary Poppins
  • Tia Dalma (Pirate of the Caribbean)
  • Wicked Witch of the West
  • Kiki (Kiki’s Delivery Service)
  • Moll Dyer
  • The Witch of Endor (From The Bible)

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